What if...

What if instead of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, it was normal to make sandwiches with cookies as the bread and icing in the middle?

Coffee

I love black coffee more than most things. It gives me energy and tastes delicious (I may be one of the few who think this). As I was drinking my morning cup I thought to myself, "what if there was a way to make the same coffee for a fraction of the price?" I immediately told my brain to shut up because that talk was nonsense. I pay for coffee because I don't have to go through all the hard work to get to a single cup. The hardest thing I have to do is cough up $3.19 for 24oz of black iced coffee. Stupid brain trying to get me to work for something I love. This was all before I had my first morning cup. Since then I haven't had crazy ideas like that pop in my head.

Spinning

My entire house was spinning for some reason this morning so walking was hard.  After a few attempts I decided to spin the opposite direction of the house.  This tactic worked better than expect because not only did the spinning stop but I showed the house who the boss is.  Take that you stupid wood and brick with cement sprinkled in piece of crap!

What Am I Thinking?

I would like to have an eagle that perches on my shoulder and a monkey that sits on the other.  They will work as a team to take out any of my foes and I will call them Moe and Curly.  Moe will ride on Curly as he soars through the air chasing any of my victims.  When he dive bombs for their head, Moe will jump off at the last moment and lead on their neck and stab them with the small daggers I have supplied.  When the mission is complete we will celebrate with fajitas at any Mexican establishment since all three of us enjoy the simple things in life.